- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

I had friends on the Death Star.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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