How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

America

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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