- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

The chickens have become self-aware!

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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