What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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