- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

womens rights

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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