- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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