- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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