Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Christ is a conspiracy

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here's a joke... the american education society

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Anti Joke

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