- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

my egg roll

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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