- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Potassium? K.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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