- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

How did the black person die? Of old age

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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