What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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www.xnxx.com

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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