- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Guess what? I like trains.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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