- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

so...um, yeah

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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