Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Women's Rights..

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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