My mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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