- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Please ignore this statement.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

salad days!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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