Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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