- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Who wants water? I do.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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