- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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