- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What's 1+1? 69.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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