- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

My spelling is horrible

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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