- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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