- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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