- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

i have two hands.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

how much fish could a chicken

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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