What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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