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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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