- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Steve Jobs is alive.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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