- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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