- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's blue? The sky.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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