- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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