- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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