Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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