- Anti Joke

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.