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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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