Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Actually it was me Josh brown

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Boxing on Boxing Day

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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