A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Death by kayak

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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