- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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