- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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