Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Drew Knowles is gay

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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