- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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