My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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