- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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