- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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