What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Andoni was here

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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womens rights.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Gay rights.

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