wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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