"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Two women were sitting quietly.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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