Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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