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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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