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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.