- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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