Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

A man was shot. He died.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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