- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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