How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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