- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

pull my finger (farts)

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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