Knock Knock.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

9/11

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Error 37.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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