- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

say it ten times fast: oh

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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