A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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This isn't funny.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Gay rights.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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All of these jokes are about white people

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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