- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

knock knock? come in

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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