- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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