- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

A Jew walks into Macy's

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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