What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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bangers and mash?

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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How High is a Chinese man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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