- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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