- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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