What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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