- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Smeg...

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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