- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A dog was barking at a tree

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

A house comes around the corner.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

...................__ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( BroFist

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??