what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

my gramma died

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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