- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

The cream, it is coming

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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