- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What page are you on The gay page.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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