- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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