- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

God is real.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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