- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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