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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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