What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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