i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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