- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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