Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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womens rights

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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kathryn atkins

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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