What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Where's my baby??

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

WOw you have no life

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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