- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

12/23/2012

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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