- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's up? Your time.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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