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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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