What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

thumb_up thumb_down +30

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

thumb_up thumb_down +28

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

thumb_up thumb_down +28

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

thumb_up thumb_down +26

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

thumb_up thumb_down +26

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops