- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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