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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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