- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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