- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Who is big and stupid My brother

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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