An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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A pope meets another one

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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