What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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