- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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