My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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