- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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