- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!