Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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