- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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