Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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