- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

sure!

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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