- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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