- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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