You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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