So a horse walks into a barn.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A man did not like this site

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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