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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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