How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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