Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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