- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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