- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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