- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

I named my son ps2 controller

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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