What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Roses are red.

THe Election

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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