What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Go away still nothing to see

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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