- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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