What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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