A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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HURT

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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