Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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