- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

A gay man watches football.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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