Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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who else is on here?

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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