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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Lil Wayne

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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