- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

bangers and mash?

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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