- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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