- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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