- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Pickles are moist.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

I am quite mature.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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