- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Flowers are colors Love me

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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