- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Jesus Christ

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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