what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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bangers and mash?

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Anti Joke

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