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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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