- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A guy at a baseball game....

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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