a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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