boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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