there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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