A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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