- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

I will create more jobs for americans

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

-knock knock! -doors open

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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