- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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