- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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