- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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