- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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