- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Get up Look in the mirror

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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