It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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